Turtle eats turtle

Some locally renown artists from Boston's weirdest and most celebrated ad agency, which shall remain nameless, came into work today to find that their resident turtles, affectionately named "ROI" and "Viral Video is so 2004", had gotten into a scuffle which ended in the big one (ROI) eating most of the little one (VVis2004). ROI had recently bloomed in size, the cause of which was unknown. Experts believe that VVis2004 may have developed feelings of inadequacy and a negative body image after witnessing the growth of his lifelong tankmate. Although the reptiles were not under surveillance at the time, one hot Russian designer with an award-winning rack says, "I think Viral Video is so 2004 was just feeling down and you know how teenagers get... He stepped to ROI, and that wasn't cool. So ROI took him down. Sad. Real sad to see. Excuse me, I have a veggie burger waiting for me." Co-worker's arrived to find ROI sunning himself under his turtle light while VVis2004's head floated aimlessly about the tank, much like the staff member's believe his soul to be.