Who gives a s*** what shape your shorts are?

Some blogs really get me. They really get me. Who reads these things? "Today I'm wearing slim fitted knee-length jean shorts, and golden ballet flats from Aldo." I mean, wow. Thank you. Wait, wait, wait. Did you just stop...no, reverse global warming with your outfit? Did you just use your metallic flats to end the threat of nuclear warfare? Could it be that your jean shorts are allowed to vote 5 million times in the upcoming election to take the place of only a fraction of lazy non-voting Americans? Is your outfit the next unwhite, un-Christian, uncorrupt, unwealthy, female leader of the free world?

Sorry. Just didn't know outfits were so... powerful. http://supermusings.blogspot.com/